*Every boyfriendfriend I've had wants me to change something. Change your job, change your friends, change your attitude... The only thing I change is boyfriends.
*I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific.
*You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
*Relationships have been on the decline ever since women came out of the cave, looked around and said, "this isn't so bad."
*Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it.
